Our government would NEVER turn on it’s citizens…
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
no but seriously, fuck microsoft, fuck ea, fuck sony, and to a lesser extent fuck nintendo
i just want fucking video games
no gimmicks
no social media
no FUCKING TELEVISION
just
fucking
VIDEO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES
WHY DO GAMING COMPANIES NOT GET THIS.
WHY
i’m glad that AC3 took that extra mile in being historically accurate to the point where using guns and muskets drove me insane because of the reloading time and i wish that ONCE connor just got fed up and tore off his robes and flexed his arms like ‘SAY HELLO TO MY GUNS: THE LEFT ONE IS ‘FREEDOM,’ THE RIGHT ONE IS ‘JUSTICE,’ AND THEY DON’T NEED TO BE RELOADED’